OH.

I'VE got something to vent about.DO NOT pull out directly in front of me...so directly that I engaged my ABS....and then do 40 in a 55,while you talk on the phone and wildly gesticulate to the person in the passenger seat.Oh,NO.Pull the fuck over,asshole.
A commute isn't necessarily a bad thing...but I *have* noticed that the percentage of assholes I meet up with in a day jumped SHARPLY when the length of my commute did.I'm sure there is some calculus theorem for that, but I dodn't do very well in calc, I kept cutting to go to the music suite.Maybe that was a good thing, I do NOT want to know how many assholes are out there. I might start carrying a whip.And a bullhorn. And hot tar and feathers.

Move It Or Loss It Sister

Don't leave your grocery cart IN the check out line and go off looking for something you forgot. Take the cart with you! Also don't come back after being gone from the check out line 3 minutes later and wonder why someone moved your cart! I have a life, I don't have time to stand behind the cart that YOU abandoned. Leaving your full cart in the check out line does not hold your place in line.

Walking in Parking Lots

Seriously, unless you REALLY think you would win the battle if I hit you with my SUV....MOVE THE F%#&$ OVER to the side of the aisle and do not walk down the damn middle of it...... Seriously even MY ass isn't that big. Shes lucky she had her kid in the cart or I would have hit her....

Oh Yeah

I feel your pain Lenore :o) And when those asshats beep at me,to hurry and get out of my spot? I get in the truck,and call a friend.And sit there.Until the person goes away.Usually,*I* am the one hurrying to vacate,but I definitely will give back what I get ;o)

Stop Beeping At Me!

Okay, I know that it's the holiday season and we all have places to be and things to get done in so very little time, but just because you're in a rush, it doesn't mean that I'm going to speed up for you!

There I am sitting at the light at intersection to Walmart. Yes lady, I can see the light just turned yellow, but do you see the car that appears to be going 50mph in the 30mph zone? I'm not turning in front of him! Stop beeping your horn and flashing your lights at me! I'll wait for the next green light!

Oh, and to the parking lot vulture in the KMart parking lot...Did you not see how many packages I had to unload from my shopping cart?! Can you not see all the other open parking spaces in the lot? Yes, it's farther away than the prime spot that I managed to snag because I came early to the store, but are you seriously beeping at me to hurry up? Hmmmph! I don't need anything else from the store, but yep, I'm going back in just for the hell of it. Go vulturize and beep your horn at someone else!

Stop beeping your horn! You're ruining Festivus for the Rest of Us!
Leonore<---muttering under my breath---Serenity now! Serenity now! =)

Rude People

I hate rude people. I was in Kroger purusing the baked goods with my sister and I *knew* there was someone behind me. I didn't realize I was in her way. I hear an audible mumbled some kind of rude noise then from the corner of my eye see her yank her buggy/cart away and whoosh past me, past my sister to.... the free cookie samples. OMFG I was blocking the free cookies. To make matters worse she didn't LIKE the free cookie samples and wanted different ones. @@ I wanted to shove free cookies up her.. well, you know where. Oh, but it was for her extremely quiet child sitting in the buggy as nice as could be not making a peep. They weren't for HER. @@ Yeah, whatever.

Express

OK, the word express as defined by Merriam-Webster is 'traveling at high speed'. Apparently that definition doesn't apply to the grocery store express lane. I do however know the root cause of the lack of speed. CHECKS. I would rant about WTF uses checks anymore, but I know some people still do. I do too, for certain things(school lunch payment, my stylist, etc). I also will write a check if I'm trying to buy a surprise and don't want a debit showing up on the statement as 'Paintballs R Us' or whatever I'm trying to surprise Bill with. I however do NOT write checks in the express line. I think they just shouldn't be allowed...cash, credit or debit only. Get your shit and get on your way-and outta mine.