part deux

My grievance isn't so much the parking lot as in the store.Helloooooooo,you are here to shop,not have reunions in the aisles,effectivly blocking all movement around the department.And if you are a dumb ass enough to stand there for a half hour,do not DARE to give me an eyeroll hen I politely say ""Excuse Me" or the next thing you feel will be my size 9.5 boot upside yo ass. and PLEASE, if your child[ren] are shrieking at the top of their lungs, do not smile at them, and your fellow shoppers, indulgently, as if the shrieking is the cutest thing [and you ALL know what I mean by shrieking,not boisterous kid stuff,but the obnoxious stuff] pick up your child and take them out of the store.Period.We have all been there before,carrying OUR shrieking kids out of the store. All my kids took one time to learn not to shriek in a store, around age 2.Once they figured out they had to leave if they did it,they never did it again. Parent your children.And while you're at it,take your damn trash out of the cart,I do NOT need your mickie d wrappers,coffee cups,and empty ciggie packs,really,I DON'T.
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My first grievance

This blog came about when I was lamenting-ok, I was bitching, to my best friend about how it was too early in the holiday season for there to be this many stupid drivers near shopping centers and in parking lots. Twice in the past 2 days I've felt complete understanding for those who resort to road rage. Really, is driving THAT hard?? Or maybe it's the mere fact of having to make a decision.

Oh lordy, do I turn do this row OR go straight and turn down another?? Hmm, let me sit here, in the parking lot, no blinker and just let me think about. Never mind the cars behind me.

And while entering into a parking lot, let me be indecisive. How about I just stop in the lane and forget what that center TURN lane is for while I decide if I want to turn? And once I do decide, let me sit cockeyed and take up both lanes while I find the turn signal switch to turn it on.

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